I sent the passive-aggressive note from my recent 5 Pet Peeves at My New Job post to Kerry over at passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers, one of my new favoritest blogs. She was kind enough to post it and link back to CMG. Yay! (Someone even told me to fuck off in the post’s comments. Hehe. I feel like I’ve finally arrived.)
So show Kerry a little love … check out the funny ass stuff she’s posting (you won’t be disappointed) and submit some crazy shit of your own. It’ll almost make having crazy coworkers, neighbors and roommates worth it. Almost.

I was just chatting with someone at work yesterday about how rad Melrose Place was … and remains. (You have to admit—other than the fashions—it holds up pretty well over time for sheer melodrama per second.) We were going on about our favorite Melrose bitches, and we both agreed that Amanda was the bitch to end all bitches. I tried to impress my friend with the potency of my ardor for MP by stating that I even wished Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner would get married … so right for each other were Amanda and Peter. Then today I see this headline in my People RSS feed: Heather Locklear & Jack Wagner: Heating Up. After two losers, Heather really deserves a guy who plays a sea captain on TV. That’s hot.
Name's Kirsten. I'm a splitter of hairs, a hillbilly, a rock horns devotee, an ellipses-lovin' fool, and queen of the conceptual jinx. I'm also a geek and the grateful human of littleblackdog. I do this and that and some of the other … up to and including writing this here blog.